Footballers with festive names
A bit of festive fun
Journalism doesn’t get harder than this! If you’re not in the Christmas spirit already then hopefully this will help you along the way.
From what started in the office as a bit of fun has turned into a full-scale takeover of my Twitter and Facebook account.
So thank you all for your suggestions. There have been some very thoughtful efforts and some I hope you kept the receipt for!
There were some absolute crackers, but my winner is from @HarryReekieCNN:
Good King Stanislas Luke-d Kuyt on Duff Festa Steven.
And a highly commended must go to @ThomHoops for The Three Marlon Kings:
Some more entries...
Angel Di Maria
Juan Pablo Angel
The Three Dennis Wise Men
Silent Zat Knight
A wayne (Rooney) in a manger
Park Ji Herald Angels Sung
Frimpong merrily on High-bury
12 days of Christmas
Richie Partridge in a pear tree
Two Skrtel Doves
Three French Henrys
Four Collymore birds
Fiiiiive Tors-ten Frings
Santa Claus Lundekvaam
Roque Santa Cruz
Kiki ‘Chris’ Musampa
Gift-on Noël Williams
Sir Elf Ramsey
Kevin mince Boeteng
Edwin van der Star
paul emerton - half the time employees are put in positions where they cannot say no to bosses ie getting put in bad positions etc! greedy bosses and directors of companies that have ruined this country and caused so much stress on people! do u not earn enough profit to shut for one day then i feel very sorri for u! i bet u dont work it yourself either! probably expect your staff to while u take the day off!
Nick Matthew will lead his England teammates into the opening ceremony in Glasgow.
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- Not really, though I'll be happy if UK teams do well
- Not at all: I couldn't care less
- At least it's a change from all the bad news