David Batty

he was allergic to grass

That could be a teensy weensy problem for a professional footballer. 

Erm. How many times has he played and it's only just revealed itself?

April Fool's Day isn't for a few weeks!

what about the rare type of graze thats sidelined nani for 3-4 weeks

What a load of BALO-OLLOCKS he,s allergic to football full stop,because he,s useless.About as much good as a chocolate firegaurd.The sooner City get rid of him the better.

allergic to grass,thats a fookin beauty,so it had nothing to do with the fact the temperature was -10 and they were chasing the game,and as for mancini,actually expecting fans to buy that whopper. Jesus ..and balloteli shouldn't worry about not wanting to play in the europa league cause they will be out of it soon enough

He was missing the heroin.

This excuse for a football player is a load of pollaks.  Cant even call him a footballer, he just makes up the numbers.  So get rid QUICK ....he only another grossly overpaid conman .