Luis Suarez bite - jokes
Luis Suarez doesn't just give ammunition to his critics. He loads their guns and flips of the safety catch. Then he points them at his head and shouts fire.
So Twitter has needed no invitation to capitalise on the latest piece of behaviour so outlandish that it's likely to prompt Mario Ballotelli to admit defeat and post his 'Why always me?' T-shirt to Liverpool.
Here are a few of the more amusing responses:
If we're honest, many football matches would be improved by players trying to eat each other. Could replace penalties for deciding a draw.
He didn't want Ivanovic to make his mistake of handling the ball in the box, so he thought he'd bite his arm off. #SuarezExcuses
Suarez has been criticised for making a meal of things this season, but never quite like this...
Imagine if Suarez refused to release his grip like a dog. Everyone just stood around staring at them both on the deck until he was injected.
If you weren't aware, biting someone's arm is a sign of utmost respect in Uruguay. You see it a lot on the streets of Montevideo.
Can you imagine the headlines Luis Suarez is going to be reading as he tucks into his bowl of All-Bran(islav) tomorrow morning?
Bit harder to win now!