23/04/2013 06:30 | By @usaoccerguy, reporter, MSN Sport

'RSVP unleashed a real sweet no-bounce kick'



@usasoccerguy delivers his verdict on the title winning match in typical style.

Man Unity became the EPL Soccer World Champions again last night, thanks to RSVP playing real good soccer.  Aston Vanilla did not know how to stop the Scandinavian, and now sit real close above the EPL disaster sector.

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The tie started with both franchises trying to kick the soccer ball towards the other franchise’s soccer goal but Unity wasted no time in kicking the first goalshot.  After Raphael kicked a high altitude cross pass in to the Vanilla danger box zone, the soccer ball got kicked to RSVP who kicked it in to the soccergoal interior real hard.  The Unity fans were real happy and started singing all their soccer chants!

This was an awesome night for this soccer franchise that has kicked the soccer ball in a real nice style all season

Any hopes that Vanilla had of getting an equalization goalshot faded when the Unity did some more nice soccer a few minutes later.  Dwayne Rooney played the wedge pass to RSVP, who unleashed a real sweet no-bounce kick into the soccer goal from the edge of the danger box zone.  The Unity fans were in soccer heaven- this was almost as good as the Clint Dempsey goalshot for the Whitespurs on Sunday. 

Coach Lambert looked real sad as his franchise were getting out-soccered all over the soccer court.  Their soccer nightmare got even more bad when RSVP kicked in another goalshot for his triple before the first semi phase completion whistle.

The half time interval passed by with no entertainment show, and nobody could kick any goalshots at all in the second semi phase.

Whereas fans of Aston Vanilla will be real mad at this EPL result, Man Unity soccer fans will not be.  This was an awesome night for this soccer franchise that has kicked the soccer ball in a real nice style all season.  At times, they have been like a soccer masterpiece, painted by a real good artistic artist.  RSVP has formed part of that deadly triangle of four strikers that has made the Unity real scary for other franchises and that is what has made the difference. 

@usasoccerguy is a SOCCER EXPERT whose mission is to wind up those who think Americans know nothing about the beautiful game. You can follow him on Twitter.

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At times they have been like a soccer masterpiece, painted by a real good artistic artist

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